Why is all the porn on my dash in the morning when I’m at school and not at night when it’s more desirable?
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn